i'm going to have to do something insane

The Target:

thisislexluthor Apr 20, 2009 18:36

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giant lasers, i've given up on subtlety, weird science, it's the right thing to do, dooooom, superheroes in general are dicks, i am smarter than you, world domination, this is so worth it, superman is a dick, i'm going to have to do something insane, war, more scotch, bwahaha, evil plans, i like the idea of it being a ray gun

War

thisislexluthor Apr 17, 2009 23:36

Dear Superman,

"If injury has to be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." -Niccolo Machiavelli.

That was your first mistake.

See you soon.

the end, i do not deserve this, i'm going to have to do something insane, i'll kill you all, war, i hate everyone in the entire world, evil plans, superman, i'm going to kill him, i am smarter than you

I don't even...

thisislexluthor Nov 11, 2008 22:44

I HATE HIM.

( All the reasons I should have killed him when I had the chance )

i'm going to have to do something insane, i hate everyone in the entire world, i need to be drunk, i'm going to kill him, superman is a dick

So yesterday I went on a date an outing with Clark Kent, and then I was almost eaten by zombies. That's not so unusual. But I think I just got dumped.

Nobody dumps Lex Luthor. Especially not Superman. Especially not for stupid reasons like reanimating the dead. It may be time to do something drastic.

i'm going to have to do something insane, clark kent is a hack, zombies, this stops now, evil plans, superman is a dick

The Target:

War

I don't even...

What just happened?